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Aargh! Pirates

Ahoy there! Come join these two adventurous buccaneers at your event.


Avast ye landlubbers! Come join our two salty buccaneers searching for treasure and adventures on the high seas. Meet a pair of pirates sailing atop incredibly detailed, miniature galleons that glide majestically across the land, as if by magic!

Aargh! Shiver me timbers! The secret of this roving act is that the ships are built around self-balancing electric mono-wheels – or EUCs. Concealed speakers provide a nautical soundscape as the ships sail through the crowd. It will catch the attention of all your guests, evoking cries of ‘Blimey!’ and ‘Blow me down!’

Dead men may tell no tales, but your guests won’t stop talking about these performers as they swashbuckle, pillage and plunder their way through a crowd.

Crew members will be recruited! Treasure maps will be deciphered! Ships will be boarded! Booty will be found! Aargh!

Ahoy there! The team behind Aargh! can also be booked as Fabulous Contraptions and Rustle the contact juggler.

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